reasons Steven Colbert will aways be my favorite news anchor
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
“We star-crossed lovers of District 12, who suffered so much and enjoyed so little the rewards of our victory, do not seek our fans’ favor, grace them with our smiles, or catch their kisses. We are unforgiving. And I love it. Getting to be myself at last.”
You are literally everything I look for in a guy.
You play guitar.
You’re an amazing climber.
You hug me like you mean it, like you really care.
We bond over the stupidest shit.
We talk about nothing and everything all at the same time.
You actually care about my opinion.
You’re actually so much more mature than most guys I know.
I can be my total complete self around you.
And you don’t judge me for being me.
It’s a shame you have a girlfriend.
And that you’re younger than me.
I mean, not by much, but by enough that I’d end up staying here for 2 more years waiting for you to finish high school.
And it sucks because for you, I would actually do that.
Life is silly sometimes.
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE #1 MOST REBLOGGED ACTRESS OF 2013 CONIRMED BY TUMBLR STAFF WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS SHE IS THE QUEEN OF TUMBLR
JENNIFER LAUGHIN AT YO HATIN ASS
She’s not my queen. I didn’t vote for this bitch.
Nawl. I only like a few white women and she is not one of them.
still laughing tho
she can’t hear your weak ass hate over her 27 million dollars
Or her beauty and acting capabilities.