starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via marinoamante)

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

(via suckmy-figurativedick)

triteleia:

i literally need to stop online shopping OMFG THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

Story of my life.